I often say that an ordinary man can never compete against the irresistible Freddie Mercury.

Imagine a man actually trying to do that...

He might find himself in this situation and having the following conversation:

In court.


- So, you are filing for divorce?

- Yes, your honour.

- On the grounds of your wife loving somebody else.

- Yes.

- And the man in question is called Freddie Mercury?

- Correct.

- THE Freddie Mercury? He has been dead for 17 years!

- Yes, but my wife worships him, and it is quite disturbing to have my wife having a better time in front of the computer than in our bed!

- What do you mean?

- She spends hours watching videos, giggling in front of the screen, plays nothing but Queen, wants to put up a gigantic poster of Freddie Mercury in the ceiling in our bedroom, chatting with other women... making raunchy comments about the man´s voice, body and soul that I would be killed for if saying about another woman!

- Well, I don´t see any harm...It´s all very understandable.

- What?

- Well, dear... It IS Freddie Mercury we´re talking about, and I happen to be the president of the Judge´s Queen fanclub... Now, get me your wife´s number and I´ll let her be our guest of honour at our next meeting. Tribute band Killer Queen are coming too, she´ll love that.

- But, but...

- Oh, for god´s sake! Treasure your woman for good taste when it comes to men and music! Divorce denied! NEXT!

 

Killer Queen is an Australian tribute band and they are really good!

I actually sent the singer, Johnny Blunt a copy of this little story. ;))

He, like me, spends too much time on YouTube, and I´ve had a nice little chat with him.

Doesn´t take himself too seriously and has a good sense of humour.

That´s the Aussie way, haha! ;)